Loose brains: When Avatards become 9/11 truthers

 You knew it was just a matter of time before it turned out that Avatards were 9/11 conspiracy theorists. It's so obvious that they would be that it just kind of slips your mind. Check this shit out:

A possible voice of reason?

That's a good Avatard. Have a cookie, then go get your fucking shinebox.

I find it amazing that people will believe what some website tells them to.

So does this prove that all Avatards are scum? No, but it does prove several things:

 1) It isn't all an act. Avatards really do take themselves seriously as being "rebels" fighting the evil Joo government.

 2) Avatards lack knowledge of even the most basic scientific principles.

 3) The Avatar fans out there who actually are educated and intelligent are mocked and laughed at by the majority of the fanbase.

 4) Avatards are easily influenced by what they see in movies and websites.

 You know, let's just argue for a moment that 9/11 really was an inside job, you have to wonder what the FBI would think if I turned this all in to them...

Shooting at Colorado premiere of 'Dark Knight Rises": Possible Avatard at work?

 For most of us, going to see The Dark Knight Rises last night was a fun-filled experience. Oh yes, the film was depressing as hell, but it felt so good to see a decent wrap-up for the trilogy, especially one that avoided the dreaded "third movie' syndrome.

 Sadly, for a theatre in Colorado, a night's fun turned into tragedy. Some lunatic opened fire on a crowd, and 12 are already dead.

 Already, the liberals are trying to blame the film's content and the villain Bane as the inspiration for the shooting. This doesn't make sense; why would a fan shoot other fans? How would he be inspired to emulate the film if it only just premiered? (Maybe he saw an advance screening?) It's probably more likely that some nutjob, inspired all the OWS stuff from the past year, decided to emulate Bane (there was a massive scale trolling by OWS supporters on the TDKR boards because they thought Bane was supposed to represent them) as some idiotic form of protest against "capitalist" America, but I doubt it.

 What I'm scared about is, is this the first example of an Avatard going on a killing spree?

Avatards have been going off on Nolan and Batman fanboys since day one, and although I know several Avatar-haters who are Batman fans, I've yet to see a single one actually mention the film of their own accord when debating with Cameron fanboys on the various Avatar message boards. Nevertheless, Avatards have tried their best to keep up pretenses of there being a rivalry. I've seen them accusing people who hated Avatar of being Batman/Nolan/comic book fans with no proof, as if it was some generic insult:

Fun fact: clr03f has never mentioned comic books at all on his entire time on the Avatar boards.

 Is it possible some Avatard has finally snapped, and decided to kill some people as some sort of twisted "revenge" against Nolans fans, or to drive down the film's box office?

 I've already e-mailed several of my scan providers asking if they've seen any recent threats by Avatards against Nolan fans. I know there have been, I even remember some idiot on the IMDb forums joking about setting off a bomb at the premiere of the next Batman movie (this was back in 2010) but I don't know for sure how recently and how seriously (you never can tell with these whackjobs). Rest assured, if  me or my providers finds something incriminating , to the FBI it will go.

 So far, the killer's motives have not been released to the public, and likely the killer wasn't inspired by anything at all other than his own psychosis, but I'll be following this case. I really, really pray I'm wrong about this guy being an Avatard, because you just know there will be copycats if he is.

 Whatever the case, let's not lose sight of the victims. My heart goes out to each and every one of them and their friends and families. There are some sick, sick people in this world, and it's sad that they can't all just confine their dementia to message boards.

An unlucky day for Avatar fans...

 I never put much stock in superstitions, and when it comes to 80's slasher flicks I much prefer the one about a homeboy named Freddy and this girl named Nancy. Still, today is Friday the 13th, and I've discovered some unlucky news for Avatards. I entered the terms "Avatar isn't a ripoff of dances with wolves" and look what the results were:

 Google doesn't lie fanboys!

Avatards are greedy bastards:

 Feelings of inferiority, as we've discussed, are one of the defining traits of the typical Avatar fanboy. NOTHING will satisfy these people, NOTHING. The next president could change the country's name to Pandora, or legally recognize Na'Vi as a race, and these idiots still will whine about the film being "underrated".

Now, get this, despite the film still being in the IMDb Top 500, Avatards are whining en masse about the film not being in the Top 250:

 Apparently, being in the Top 250 for 3 years (yes, the film had already made the top 250 just a day after it came out) isn't enough:

 The film remained in the Top 250 as recently as May 2012 (sadly, Wayback Machine hasn't captured 2012 yet), in fact, a troll named The_Purge devoted himself to complaining about the film's being in the top 250, celebrating whenever it would drop a notch, and he still remains, along with Sith56, Alias, Statler_and_waldorf's_account, Tarababy and YoungSmells, near the top of the Avatar IMDb board's "rogues gallery". In fact, a more recent troll named clr03f  was accused of being his sockpuppet:

 However, for argument's sake, let's discount 2009 and most of 2012. Even then, Avatar was still in the Top 250 for two straight years, and it's place there was well known and prominent enough for a troll who remains infamous to this day to base their entire gimmick off of the that., and it still is in the top 500.

 And yet, they still whine. Most fanbases would be proud to have their favorite films make the bottom of the top 250 for a few months, but two whole years (discounting 2009 and 2012) still will not satisfy Avatards. They need the excessive stimulation and reassurance, or they will go berserk.

BTW, here's an interesting link about symptoms of sociopaths, pay attention to #4. Sounds familiar, huh?

 Pray that the film never falls out of the top 500, because if it does, well, let's put it this way: Many have feared that if Trayvon Martin shooter George Zimmerman walks free, that there will be a massive scale riot similar to the Rodney King riots, both from angry minorities and cocky racists. Now, imagine a  similar riot 100x worse that has no serious social cause at it's roots, one where the rioters in question are people who fit at least one trait of a sociopath, have repeatedly stated their hatred for mankind in general, clearly suffer from severe mental problems like autism, cheer on revolutions, and who won't just be targeting white people, but people period.

 I doubt a bunch of idiot avatards could be that dangerous, but still; sane people with guns who have flipped their lids are scary enough, but people who never had their lids fully on in the first place are far scarier. 

Avatard believes in ancient aliens, film at 11:00

 For people who have epic chimpouts whenever someone calls the Na'Vi "smurfs", Avatards sure do behave similar to smurfs. Just as the smurfs have _ smurfs (Papa, Brainy), Avatards also fall into categories defined by only one characteristic. We have Furry Avatard, Cosplay Avatard, Fair-Use Hating Avatard, Scary Avatard, and so on. Personally, I'm waiting for Neo-Nazi Avatard and Fundamentalist Christian Avatard to show up. Thus, it wasn't too far out of the reach for me to find out that there's an Ancient Aliens Advocating Avatard out there:

Now here's where it gets really funny:

 For those who don't know, Chariot of the Gods is based off of a long-debunked book by some crackpot named Erich Von Daniken.

 Don't these morons realize how much serious scientists (including a few UFOlogists) have come to resent all of this ancient alien crap? They really think this shit gives them credibility? Most history teachers have come to hate the History Channel almost exlcusively because of the popularity of this crap. There's even a wide-ranging internet meme based off of it. Hell, I even made one myself:

  

The Avatardery grows crazier every day. You just know there's going to be Holocaust denial and Moon landing hoax theories popping up next amongst these idiots.....

.....if there hasn't been already.

Avatar fan cries because people don't appreciate clichés

 One of the most fascinating characteristics of Avatards is their victim complex. My friend "100Aliases", provider of many of my screenshots and comic book blogger extraordinaire (and an old pro when it comes to trolling avatards) described this phenomeon succintly in an E-mail conversation we had:

 He's right.

 Just for fun, I thought I'd star cataloguing instances of Avatards whining about the film and it's fans being "marginalized". Keep in mind, this has already been going on for a long time.

 Lo, and behold, I just hopped onto IMDb and this was one of the new topics:

The butthurt is strong with this one.

 I'll say one thing positive about these people, they rarely disappoint.

Seriously, don't these morons get it that no one gives a damn about what the film's message is? No one is "threatened" or confused" by the message, because it's the same old treehugger crap every person who has ever attended school in the past 50 years has had rammed down their throats. Tyler Perry's Madea movies supposedly deal with racism and family values, so does that make them masterpieces?

 I want to take a piano wire to these people.

More shuckin' n' jivin' from IMDb:

 IMDb is the gift that just keeps on giving.

 First, we learn that Avatar is 2 deep 4u:

 So it's a cultural thing, now eh? Well, I have some ancient oriental widom of my own for you:

 Confucius say you're a race-baiting retard.

Ah, honesty.

 Up next, sexual deviancy rears it's ugly fursuited head:

 Even Robert Crumb would be horrified.

 Oh, and our old friend Johnlindsey289 just had to pipe in:

It really does start early in childhood...

 For the record, here's the "Cleo" in question:

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 What the fuck is wrong with these people?

 In comparison, Jason Baldwin of the infamous West Memphis Three, who has spent the last 18 years in prison, recently got an outstanding report card:

 Keep this in mind; Baldwin claims he and his friends were railroaded for being seen as freaks in their community, and legally, he is still considered guilty.

 So yes, a guy who is legally guilty of child murder who has spent his entire adult life in jail for being "weird" is still an infinitely more normal, likeable and productive citizen than your average Avatar fan.