Loose brains: When Avatards become 9/11 truthers

 You knew it was just a matter of time before it turned out that Avatards were 9/11 conspiracy theorists. It's so obvious that they would be that it just kind of slips your mind. Check this shit out:

A possible voice of reason?

That's a good Avatard. Have a cookie, then go get your fucking shinebox.

I find it amazing that people will believe what some website tells them to.

So does this prove that all Avatards are scum? No, but it does prove several things:

 1) It isn't all an act. Avatards really do take themselves seriously as being "rebels" fighting the evil Joo government.

 2) Avatards lack knowledge of even the most basic scientific principles.

 3) The Avatar fans out there who actually are educated and intelligent are mocked and laughed at by the majority of the fanbase.

 4) Avatards are easily influenced by what they see in movies and websites.

 You know, let's just argue for a moment that 9/11 really was an inside job, you have to wonder what the FBI would think if I turned this all in to them...

A Parade of Idiots:

Youtube has never been a place renowned for it's variety. Just the same old LOLspeak and stupid comments about Justin Bieber and the number of people who dislike a video. Still, I was getting bored with cataloguing the reactions of various idiots to spammers on the trailer, so I decided to check out other Avatar-related videos. Oh boy, did I hit the jackpot.

 From the video for the film's theme song (which I don't remember hearing even once in the film); a goldmine of Avatard stupidity:

 I like to think my Robert became an Avatar when he died. He was enthralled with this movie and ten times moreover with the song "I See You". His own body wore out on him. Maybe he loved this so much because he wanted to be free of his own body so badly.

 I'm of the belief my Robert died n became an Avatar. His own body wore out on hime. He LOVED and was enthralled with this movie and the song even more so. I see why now.

 These two comments are from some idiot named kpiccindooley.  I'm all for heart-felt recollections of dead loved ones, but why remember him just through a movie? And even further, why say it twice in a row? I'm starting to wonder if Robert really died of a debilitating disease, or if he cheated on kpiccindooley and she had her brother Jimmy, who shares her speech/typing impediment, rub Robert out with Jimmy's mob connections.

 Oh well, at least friend kpiccindooley has (or had) someone else in her(?) life.

i want a girlfriend that likes this film as much as me and would love to live like this. that is all. -wattsybaby123

 And you'll never get one.

 It's comments like these that are why this blog exists.

this song Dont Works when i sing.Wait am Still Blind!!!!!!! -Damiaskill

 What the Fuck?

 And in a refreshingly hilarious twist, when I did a search for "avatar james cameron" while on Youtube, this was the recommended "featured" video:

Hmmm, Avatar has no connections to the Smurfs, you say? Youtube would haveth words with thee.