Racist enjoyed 'Avatar'! Film at 11:00

Well, well, well. A friend of mind e-mailed me and pointed out that on the racist website Chimpout.com (Which you may remember) there was a recent thread talking about the cartoon "Legend of Korra" (A spin-off of the show Avatar the Last Airbender), and someone who mistakenly thought that the thread was talking about 'Avatar' as in James Cameron's movie made a post talking about how much they enjoyed the film and how they would rather live with Na'vi than black people.

 

 Don't take my word for it:

 

My, my, my. And I thought that supposedly everyone who hated this movie was an evil racist and that this movie's "beautiful message" made them feel "threatened", or at least, that's what avatards keep saying, so it must be true, right?

 

Oh man, am I gonna have fun linking to that thread and this pic next time some avatard starts their tired "If you don't love Avatar, you're racist!" bullshit.











 

The Avatar Holiday Special

Sorry for lack of updates, it's just that Christmas time is party time for me. I'm watching all the classics, and the not-so-classics; like the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Just for fun, I decided to do a search for 'Avatar Holiday Special' just to see what would turn up, and lo and behold, it appears other people have joked about the same thing.

But even funnier, on the official messageboards, someone also proposed that there should be one!

'Pointless celberity cameos'? Out of character scenes? Sounds sort of like the movie that got made

Man, that's the best idea I've ever seen an Avatar fanboy propose. Too bad it would never happen since Cameron takes this crap so damn seriously. The fanboys probably wouldn't even get the joke if it was made, considering how culturally deprived most of them are. Still, it's fun to dream, and good to see Avatar fans out there with a sense of humor.

So have a Merry Christmas! Or whatever it is you celebrate!

South Park takes Cameron down a peg

I'm a little late for this because of irl stuff, but I just watched the latest episode of South Park on their official website. Most of the show was devoted to parodying Honey Boo-Boo (a show that you just know is beloved by avatards, particularly the ones always whining about 'fat ugly americans' like the commenters in the Cracked.com article), but they had a hilarious sub-plot involving James Cameron attempting to literally "raise the bar" for entertainment.

Now, even though Cameron is technically portrayed as a hero in this episode, it also depicts him as a smug, self-righteous ass with a hero complex whose egotistical ramblings drive his henchmen crazy:

Now this is satire I can get behind. Matt anbd Trey clearly respect Cameron, but they do admit the flaws both of the man himnself and his work, and it's all done without any viciousness or slandering.

Besides, thats what my blog is for.

Knowing the avatards, it's likely they'll either completely miss the satire and think the episode is celebrating Cameron, or they'll think it's attacking him and go troll various South Park sites.

Cracked.com commenters beat James Cameron at his own game:

Cracked.com really can surprise you once in a while. Today they showed the winning entries in a contest entitled "Deleted scenes that would make you root for the villain", and guess what #1 was?

 It's funny because it may as well be true.
Although Cracked.com commenters have never been known for their brains (it's truly amazing how little some of the commenters have actually read of the articles they respond to), they made my day with some comments that show that I'm not alone in hating the film's stuck up Mary-Sue terrorist "heroes":

 Some of them even brilliantly pointed out how that would have made the story more interesting:

This man needs to be hired by Hollywood, pronto.

 Unfortunately, the article didn't go unnoticed by lurking Avatards, who once more display their profound inability to take a joke:

 The last asshole thankfully got his:

 All in all, this whole experience doesn't display anything I didn't know, but it does show that even amongst the infamously stupid legion of illiterates, rednecks, creeps and basement dwellers that make up Cracked.com commenters, there is still more creativity, wit, ability to understand humor and popular culture, and desire for complex and morally ambiguous stories than your average Avatard is capable of. Taitano and Balticavenue17 both showed more creativity in their comments than the entire movie itself did.

More fun from Google images...

 

So true....

Wow, Cameron sure is a master of cinematography....



Loose brains: When Avatards become 9/11 truthers

 You knew it was just a matter of time before it turned out that Avatards were 9/11 conspiracy theorists. It's so obvious that they would be that it just kind of slips your mind. Check this shit out:

A possible voice of reason?

That's a good Avatard. Have a cookie, then go get your fucking shinebox.

I find it amazing that people will believe what some website tells them to.

So does this prove that all Avatards are scum? No, but it does prove several things:

 1) It isn't all an act. Avatards really do take themselves seriously as being "rebels" fighting the evil Joo government.

 2) Avatards lack knowledge of even the most basic scientific principles.

 3) The Avatar fans out there who actually are educated and intelligent are mocked and laughed at by the majority of the fanbase.

 4) Avatards are easily influenced by what they see in movies and websites.

 You know, let's just argue for a moment that 9/11 really was an inside job, you have to wonder what the FBI would think if I turned this all in to them...

An unlucky day for Avatar fans...

 I never put much stock in superstitions, and when it comes to 80's slasher flicks I much prefer the one about a homeboy named Freddy and this girl named Nancy. Still, today is Friday the 13th, and I've discovered some unlucky news for Avatards. I entered the terms "Avatar isn't a ripoff of dances with wolves" and look what the results were:

 Google doesn't lie fanboys!