Avatard Halloween costume fail

Boo! I am your host, Count Suckula! Blaa! I have done some horrible things in my lifetime, but I can't say any of them are scarier than these costumes! So bevare, because thees ees some pretty scary stuff keeds, ha ha ha! Just keep telling yourself, no matter how shitty your costume is, it's probably better than these.

This image summons up everything I hate about Avatar. It's a supposedly anti-capitalist, anti-consumerist film, but was made by a huge corporation to make millions of dollars, and here are the Na'Vi, out shopping. One with nature indeed.

Neyfatty.

Even cool prosthetics still don't keep you from looking retarded.

"I'd fuck me"

I thought it was only us humans who were fat, and that it was causing us cancer or some shit?

Ten bucks says that's a man.

Katniss was never the same again after watching Avatar.

UGH! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go gouge my eyes out. Happy Halloween!

Avatard remakes the same thread over and over again for the course of a year:

I might have to change the name of this blog to "johnlindsey289 is mentally ill", because he just keeps popping up and up here. We've seen his fail before, but now, my esteemed colleague, "100Aliases" has shown me the depths of his madness. On IMDb, posts get ignored all the time, so it's not uncommon for someone to occasionally remake the same thread. What is uncommon is, well, just look at this shit:

Dozens of people are sick of his shit:



To add to the scare factor, Alias tells me that Johnny frequently deletes his own posts, and that he didn't include existing posts from 2010 and 2011 by Johnny that are about the same topic. Alias has been posting on IMDb under different accounts and names since the 90's, and he remembers Lindsey doing this even back then.

That's right, this shit is just a small fraction of one man's madness, with plenty left out. Alias also tells me that Lindsey's catgirl threads are even more abundant and so scary that he didn't even bother transcribing them:

Keep in mind that Alias is a big horror and comic book fan, so he doesn't frighten easily or get too angry when it comes to moronic fanboys (he actually has a recurring series on his blog about stupid Amazon reviewers), but johnlindsey289 creeps even him out.

Still think Avatards are 'normal' people?

Shooting at Colorado premiere of 'Dark Knight Rises": Possible Avatard at work?

 For most of us, going to see The Dark Knight Rises last night was a fun-filled experience. Oh yes, the film was depressing as hell, but it felt so good to see a decent wrap-up for the trilogy, especially one that avoided the dreaded "third movie' syndrome.

 Sadly, for a theatre in Colorado, a night's fun turned into tragedy. Some lunatic opened fire on a crowd, and 12 are already dead.

 Already, the liberals are trying to blame the film's content and the villain Bane as the inspiration for the shooting. This doesn't make sense; why would a fan shoot other fans? How would he be inspired to emulate the film if it only just premiered? (Maybe he saw an advance screening?) It's probably more likely that some nutjob, inspired all the OWS stuff from the past year, decided to emulate Bane (there was a massive scale trolling by OWS supporters on the TDKR boards because they thought Bane was supposed to represent them) as some idiotic form of protest against "capitalist" America, but I doubt it.

 What I'm scared about is, is this the first example of an Avatard going on a killing spree?

Avatards have been going off on Nolan and Batman fanboys since day one, and although I know several Avatar-haters who are Batman fans, I've yet to see a single one actually mention the film of their own accord when debating with Cameron fanboys on the various Avatar message boards. Nevertheless, Avatards have tried their best to keep up pretenses of there being a rivalry. I've seen them accusing people who hated Avatar of being Batman/Nolan/comic book fans with no proof, as if it was some generic insult:

Fun fact: clr03f has never mentioned comic books at all on his entire time on the Avatar boards.

 Is it possible some Avatard has finally snapped, and decided to kill some people as some sort of twisted "revenge" against Nolans fans, or to drive down the film's box office?

 I've already e-mailed several of my scan providers asking if they've seen any recent threats by Avatards against Nolan fans. I know there have been, I even remember some idiot on the IMDb forums joking about setting off a bomb at the premiere of the next Batman movie (this was back in 2010) but I don't know for sure how recently and how seriously (you never can tell with these whackjobs). Rest assured, if  me or my providers finds something incriminating , to the FBI it will go.

 So far, the killer's motives have not been released to the public, and likely the killer wasn't inspired by anything at all other than his own psychosis, but I'll be following this case. I really, really pray I'm wrong about this guy being an Avatard, because you just know there will be copycats if he is.

 Whatever the case, let's not lose sight of the victims. My heart goes out to each and every one of them and their friends and families. There are some sick, sick people in this world, and it's sad that they can't all just confine their dementia to message boards.

Avatard believes in ancient aliens, film at 11:00

 For people who have epic chimpouts whenever someone calls the Na'Vi "smurfs", Avatards sure do behave similar to smurfs. Just as the smurfs have _ smurfs (Papa, Brainy), Avatards also fall into categories defined by only one characteristic. We have Furry Avatard, Cosplay Avatard, Fair-Use Hating Avatard, Scary Avatard, and so on. Personally, I'm waiting for Neo-Nazi Avatard and Fundamentalist Christian Avatard to show up. Thus, it wasn't too far out of the reach for me to find out that there's an Ancient Aliens Advocating Avatard out there:

Now here's where it gets really funny:

 For those who don't know, Chariot of the Gods is based off of a long-debunked book by some crackpot named Erich Von Daniken.

 Don't these morons realize how much serious scientists (including a few UFOlogists) have come to resent all of this ancient alien crap? They really think this shit gives them credibility? Most history teachers have come to hate the History Channel almost exlcusively because of the popularity of this crap. There's even a wide-ranging internet meme based off of it. Hell, I even made one myself:

  

The Avatardery grows crazier every day. You just know there's going to be Holocaust denial and Moon landing hoax theories popping up next amongst these idiots.....

.....if there hasn't been already.

More shuckin' n' jivin' from IMDb:

 IMDb is the gift that just keeps on giving.

 First, we learn that Avatar is 2 deep 4u:

 So it's a cultural thing, now eh? Well, I have some ancient oriental widom of my own for you:

 Confucius say you're a race-baiting retard.

Ah, honesty.

 Up next, sexual deviancy rears it's ugly fursuited head:

 Even Robert Crumb would be horrified.

 Oh, and our old friend Johnlindsey289 just had to pipe in:

It really does start early in childhood...

 For the record, here's the "Cleo" in question:

Fap Fap Fap

 What the fuck is wrong with these people?

 In comparison, Jason Baldwin of the infamous West Memphis Three, who has spent the last 18 years in prison, recently got an outstanding report card:

 Keep this in mind; Baldwin claims he and his friends were railroaded for being seen as freaks in their community, and legally, he is still considered guilty.

 So yes, a guy who is legally guilty of child murder who has spent his entire adult life in jail for being "weird" is still an infinitely more normal, likeable and productive citizen than your average Avatar fan.

Idiot thinks Eywa is real:

 Damn, and I thought those Lovecraft fans who think the Necronomicon is real were dumb.

 You just can't make this shit up.

H.P. Lovecraft just rolled over in his grave (again):

So I was browsing Big Hollywood.com's old threads about Avatar recently, where a poster named Alexander_Hamilton quoted this little gem from an avatard named "avatarfurry"(kind of a redundant username, don'tcha think?) who posts on an avatard site called naviblue:

This is Bush's fault
I'm so glad now we are on a tract to save Mother Earth and make it like PANDORA. Only after the last Repuglicant is executed can we be free. After seeing AVATAR and going home to my parents house to pleasure myself, (to ease the depression and frustration) can I relax enough to plan my AVATAR costume. I feel if we can make AVATAR not just a dream but a reality can we advance as a culture. Only if and when we embrace Na'vi ism as a recognized philosophy or dare I say it a religion, then we will all be one people like on PANDORA. Down with the evil businesses and freedom for all, power to the people and the President, who has the wisdom to spread the wealth, so those that have too much have to give it to the poor. That is what the Na'vi do!


Nga na’viru yomtìyìng!!! FOREVER! "

 

Yeah, that's just plain scary. Even on Big Hollywood, where some of the craziest political bullshit ever written gets discussed on daily basis, they had to question if it was satire. Either way, this naviblue site sounds like a goldmine for lulz.

 This blog may not have gotten any reposnses yet, but I'm sure as hell not going to have any problem finding material for it.