Avatar fan supports SOPA

 I usually cheer on the trolls on IMDb's message boards, in fact, the guy who alerts me to much of their funnier stuff and emails me screenshots is one of the more prominent trolls. One troll though, solely to stir crap up, claimed in a thread that Cameron supports SOPA. As much as I dislike Cameron, there's really no proof of this. If Avatards had a shred of sanity, all they would do would call the troll out on his shit and leave.

 But nooooo...

 One of the avatards decides to be a big damn hero and say that he supports SOPA himself and that there's nothing wrong with doing so.

 To be fair, there have been other people who have mocked the SOPA protests, like Maddox, but only ironically or because they see the futility of the protests. Tom-Tom here thinks SOPA is a good thing and that the people supporting it are just misunderstood.

 Hey Tommo, I sure hope you keep this level a head when SOPA passes and Cameron slaps a copyright violation claim on your T'Sutey/Jake Sulley slash fiction.

 This whole thing makes me want to drown kittens.

Avatar was original!....Because this idiot said so:

 I think this may just be the silliest argument I've ever heard in my life. The CGI was good, thus that makes it original? Whaaa??? The lack of logic is making my brain hurt so bad that my skull expanded so it could breathe better.

Idiot thinks Eywa is real:

 Damn, and I thought those Lovecraft fans who think the Necronomicon is real were dumb.

 You just can't make this shit up.

This is the most depressing thing I've seen since 'Dead Man Walking':

 I'm fine with cosplay, really I am, but Jesus....

 One with nature indeed.

I'm not dead!

 Get ready for another year of Avatardery (Is that even a word?)! I've been whiling away the past few months building up a collection of stupidity that is so immense I'll never run-out. So, for now, Happy New York---I mean, New Year, I mean--ah hell:

This is how your typical Avatard starts off a new year.

A Parade of Idiots:

Youtube has never been a place renowned for it's variety. Just the same old LOLspeak and stupid comments about Justin Bieber and the number of people who dislike a video. Still, I was getting bored with cataloguing the reactions of various idiots to spammers on the trailer, so I decided to check out other Avatar-related videos. Oh boy, did I hit the jackpot.

 From the video for the film's theme song (which I don't remember hearing even once in the film); a goldmine of Avatard stupidity:

 I like to think my Robert became an Avatar when he died. He was enthralled with this movie and ten times moreover with the song "I See You". His own body wore out on him. Maybe he loved this so much because he wanted to be free of his own body so badly.

 I'm of the belief my Robert died n became an Avatar. His own body wore out on hime. He LOVED and was enthralled with this movie and the song even more so. I see why now.

 These two comments are from some idiot named kpiccindooley.  I'm all for heart-felt recollections of dead loved ones, but why remember him just through a movie? And even further, why say it twice in a row? I'm starting to wonder if Robert really died of a debilitating disease, or if he cheated on kpiccindooley and she had her brother Jimmy, who shares her speech/typing impediment, rub Robert out with Jimmy's mob connections.

 Oh well, at least friend kpiccindooley has (or had) someone else in her(?) life.

i want a girlfriend that likes this film as much as me and would love to live like this. that is all. -wattsybaby123

 And you'll never get one.

 It's comments like these that are why this blog exists.

this song Dont Works when i sing.Wait am Still Blind!!!!!!! -Damiaskill

 What the Fuck?

 And in a refreshingly hilarious twist, when I did a search for "avatar james cameron" while on Youtube, this was the recommended "featured" video:

Hmmm, Avatar has no connections to the Smurfs, you say? Youtube would haveth words with thee.



There is no God:

Cambodians have apparently started cosplaying as Na'Vi to protest the rainforest being destroyed. Jesus Christ. I mean, I know some of these people really have made their homes there or have jobs related to the rainforest, but for every one of those there are five well-off dumbasses protesting just because it's hip. Man, protesting the treatment of the rainforest is so old you'd think they'd consider it too "mainstream" by now.

Somewhere, some avatard is jerking it to this.

 Still, at least most of these people actually have a purpose and are doing their protest peacefully. Sadly, it's only a matter of time until some dumb white fucks decide to copy this here in America and tries to really imitate the film by chucking homemade spears and rocks, probably at some Mom & Pop store that has no connections to the Government. The good thing though is that here in America, they can get arrested for that.

 Wait a minute? Arrested? Okay, now I do hope some avatards here in America copy this. I would die a happy man if, when something like that happened, some avatard tried to fight off a cop with a homemade spear constructed out of cardboard and then got tasered or beaten with a nightstick, and it was all caught on camera. Bonus points if he screamed "Eyw protect me!" or some shit.

 Man, I love Cambodians now.