Showing posts with label fail cosplay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail cosplay. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Avatard Halloween costume fail

Boo! I am your host, Count Suckula! Blaa! I have done some horrible things in my lifetime, but I can't say any of them are scarier than these costumes! So bevare, because thees ees some pretty scary stuff keeds, ha ha ha! Just keep telling yourself, no matter how shitty your costume is, it's probably better than these.
This image summons up everything I hate about Avatar. It's a supposedly anti-capitalist, anti-consumerist film, but was made by a huge corporation to make millions of dollars, and here are the Na'Vi, out shopping. One with nature indeed.

Neyfatty.

Even cool prosthetics still don't keep you from looking retarded.
"I'd fuck me"

I thought it was only us humans who were fat, and that it was causing us cancer or some shit?
Ten bucks says that's a man.
Katniss was never the same again after watching Avatar.

UGH! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go gouge my eyes out. Happy Halloween!


Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Thursday, June 2, 2011

There is no God:

Cambodians have apparently started cosplaying as Na'Vi to protest the rainforest being destroyed. Jesus Christ. I mean, I know some of these people really have made their homes there or have jobs related to the rainforest, but for every one of those there are five well-off dumbasses protesting just because it's hip. Man, protesting the treatment of the rainforest is so old you'd think they'd consider it too "mainstream" by now.

Somewhere, some avatard is jerking it to this.

 Still, at least most of these people actually have a purpose and are doing their protest peacefully. Sadly, it's only a matter of time until some dumb white fucks decide to copy this here in America and tries to really imitate the film by chucking homemade spears and rocks, probably at some Mom & Pop store that has no connections to the Government. The good thing though is that here in America, they can get arrested for that.

 Wait a minute? Arrested? Okay, now I do hope some avatards here in America copy this. I would die a happy man if, when something like that happened, some avatard tried to fight off a cop with a homemade spear constructed out of cardboard and then got tasered or beaten with a nightstick, and it was all caught on camera. Bonus points if he screamed "Eyw protect me!" or some shit.

 Man, I love Cambodians now.