A return to Youtube

Been a while since I toured Youtube, but check these little gems out:

 You never can tell whether these are studio shills or actual people. No wonder they don't object to Cameron's silly dialogue; they actually talk that way in real life! It's like finding a Shakespeare fan who uses "thee" and "thou" in everyday conversation.

 Now here's a comment which may just be the most genuinely despicable thing an Avatard has ever said, what's funny is that it has nothing to do with the video in question, which is just a trailer:

 Burn in hell.



This is the most depressing thing I've seen since 'Dead Man Walking':

 I'm fine with cosplay, really I am, but Jesus....

 One with nature indeed.

A Parade of Idiots:

Youtube has never been a place renowned for it's variety. Just the same old LOLspeak and stupid comments about Justin Bieber and the number of people who dislike a video. Still, I was getting bored with cataloguing the reactions of various idiots to spammers on the trailer, so I decided to check out other Avatar-related videos. Oh boy, did I hit the jackpot.

 From the video for the film's theme song (which I don't remember hearing even once in the film); a goldmine of Avatard stupidity:

 I like to think my Robert became an Avatar when he died. He was enthralled with this movie and ten times moreover with the song "I See You". His own body wore out on him. Maybe he loved this so much because he wanted to be free of his own body so badly.

 I'm of the belief my Robert died n became an Avatar. His own body wore out on hime. He LOVED and was enthralled with this movie and the song even more so. I see why now.

 These two comments are from some idiot named kpiccindooley.  I'm all for heart-felt recollections of dead loved ones, but why remember him just through a movie? And even further, why say it twice in a row? I'm starting to wonder if Robert really died of a debilitating disease, or if he cheated on kpiccindooley and she had her brother Jimmy, who shares her speech/typing impediment, rub Robert out with Jimmy's mob connections.

 Oh well, at least friend kpiccindooley has (or had) someone else in her(?) life.

i want a girlfriend that likes this film as much as me and would love to live like this. that is all. -wattsybaby123

 And you'll never get one.

 It's comments like these that are why this blog exists.

this song Dont Works when i sing.Wait am Still Blind!!!!!!! -Damiaskill

 What the Fuck?

 And in a refreshingly hilarious twist, when I did a search for "avatar james cameron" while on Youtube, this was the recommended "featured" video:

Hmmm, Avatar has no connections to the Smurfs, you say? Youtube would haveth words with thee.



Spam, spam thank you ma'am:

Apparently the weirdo I quoted from the video for the trailer on Youtube is not just your typical illiterate Youtube commenter, he's a spammer, and not only that, well, see for yourself:

This...will be...a total...MASTERPIECE. Maybe at the same level as the first movie. I can't wait anymore to see this on filmsi.co.cc!! He is my favourite director. I like this trailer too.

Wow... So mesmarizing and so beautiful. I think It's going to be the best film ever. Love both actors... It's g

 I've been grumbling about this very thing for? oh almost two years now and then this trailer came along - probably the best one I have ever seen. Incredible editing, incredible. Seeing it at sitemoovie.co.cc today.
oing to be a must see movie at filmsi.co.cc indeed... Really awsome movie and I like the trailer.

This trailer has certainly done its job, theres no way im going to miss seeing this one at the filmsi.co.cc! This director can do no wrong! Incredible trailer. Watched it with a friend who doesn't even like this director and he was moved, too.

But what we do have is Human spirit the underrated element of goodness in all humanity and this movie is celebration of it. I want to see it on filmsi.co.cc before I go. Awsome trailer...

This movie is something very very special,It's like a key to life...it shows how we should respect our family and love our children...masterpiece... I will check it at sitemoovie.co.cc later...

Magnificent trailer, director goes places nobody else even dreams of. This is my most anticipated movie ever. I will check this movie at sitemoovie.co.cc today after my job party. Good trailer too.

I wonder how it's all gonna pan out in the movie. but, hey, to each his own. but if you do decide to check out the movie at sitemoovie.co.cc, let me know if it was worth or a waste of time :)

Almost to the point where you feel as if you've already seen the movie. I saw it on sitemoovie.co.cc... I imagine that he would say that the truth of the human condition cannot be explained in rational terms, but it can be felt.

 Amazingly, these aren't all from the same spammer, but from multiple ones! I don't know what's funnier, the mangled english, the descriptions of scenes and morals that aren't even in the movie (although it's not like Avatards describing shit that doesn't actually happen in the film is uncommon), or the fact that the film has been out since 2009 and several of them are apparently still waiting for it to come out in theatres. The one who says he wonders how it will all turn out is also the same one who says he's already seen the film and that it's a "key to life". So yeah, even just one fucking spammer can't get his story straight.

 This really wouldn't be so bad in and of itself, as spammers are by nature a bunch of retards, it's really no wonder that most companies that spam tend to use bots instead of people. Hell, these aren't even the dumbest spammers I've ever seen, a fellow on IMDb called secretmoviegeek, who actually thanked me for reporting him and getting his posts nuked, certainly takes that particular cake.

 No, what makes this spamming incident special is that, whereas on any other movie board these spammers would be reported, ignored, marked as spam or at least, mocked by normal people, avatards, not being normal people by a long fucking shot, have given the spammers thumbs up and replied to them. I mean, obviously if you didn't dig too deep you wouldn't notice that one individual was a spammer, I myself made that mistake in my last Youtube-related post, but don't you think that people would notice that there's a shit ton of these posters recommending the same goddamn website? Wouldn't you get a little suspicious? Don't you think one person would be smart enough to see what's going on?

 Only avatards can't, apparently. Why am I not surprised?

 As a bit of a silver lining, enjoy this beautifully saracastic comment by a guy named SuperTruth77:

 My poor 15YO nephew lost his life due to watching Avatar in 3D.
He found the experience so immersive that real life seemed, in his words “totally LAME, just dull & boring”. In the end, he was found dead in an alleyway, his poor, broken body crushed by trying to fight a local drug-pushing gang while wearing 3D glasses.
His last Facebook post stated “With the glasses I can become Superman, I can destroy all evil- kill anything & anyone!!!”. He would have been 16 last week.

 While it's hard to tell if the guy is a fan overdescribing how "realistic" the film is by injecting some black humor, or hates it and is mocking avatards who wish the film was real, I gotta admit that was pretty funny. It's telling that his comment didn't get a single thumbs up. If this guy is a fan, it's sad that avatards can't even appreciate real wit from one of their own.

this bad ass comment is rated? 0 stars.

 Ah, idiotic Youtube commenters, is there any stupid shit they won't say? For the record, I found this gem as the fifth comment on the first fucking page of comments for the film's trailer on Youtube:

 Man this bad ass movie is rated? PG-13. we are in the 80's all over again, good movies, bad ratings. I saw it at sitemoovie.co.cc and I think this is really great movie. I should be more movies like this one is.

Yes, yes you should attempt to turn into a movie, as you have obviously failed at being a human being, or at least, spelling like one. Gonna be hard turning your skin into film stock and being played on a projector, though. Once you have succeeded at metamorphosing into a movie, maybe you can hook up with James Woods.