Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Avatard Halloween costume fail

Boo! I am your host, Count Suckula! Blaa! I have done some horrible things in my lifetime, but I can't say any of them are scarier than these costumes! So bevare, because thees ees some pretty scary stuff keeds, ha ha ha! Just keep telling yourself, no matter how shitty your costume is, it's probably better than these.
This image summons up everything I hate about Avatar. It's a supposedly anti-capitalist, anti-consumerist film, but was made by a huge corporation to make millions of dollars, and here are the Na'Vi, out shopping. One with nature indeed.

Neyfatty.

Even cool prosthetics still don't keep you from looking retarded.
"I'd fuck me"

I thought it was only us humans who were fat, and that it was causing us cancer or some shit?
Ten bucks says that's a man.
Katniss was never the same again after watching Avatar.

UGH! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go gouge my eyes out. Happy Halloween!


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