Avatard believes in ancient aliens, film at 11:00

 For people who have epic chimpouts whenever someone calls the Na'Vi "smurfs", Avatards sure do behave similar to smurfs. Just as the smurfs have _ smurfs (Papa, Brainy), Avatards also fall into categories defined by only one characteristic. We have Furry Avatard, Cosplay Avatard, Fair-Use Hating Avatard, Scary Avatard, and so on. Personally, I'm waiting for Neo-Nazi Avatard and Fundamentalist Christian Avatard to show up. Thus, it wasn't too far out of the reach for me to find out that there's an Ancient Aliens Advocating Avatard out there:

Now here's where it gets really funny:

 For those who don't know, Chariot of the Gods is based off of a long-debunked book by some crackpot named Erich Von Daniken.

 Don't these morons realize how much serious scientists (including a few UFOlogists) have come to resent all of this ancient alien crap? They really think this shit gives them credibility? Most history teachers have come to hate the History Channel almost exlcusively because of the popularity of this crap. There's even a wide-ranging internet meme based off of it. Hell, I even made one myself:

  

The Avatardery grows crazier every day. You just know there's going to be Holocaust denial and Moon landing hoax theories popping up next amongst these idiots.....

.....if there hasn't been already.