A Parade of Idiots:

Youtube has never been a place renowned for it's variety. Just the same old LOLspeak and stupid comments about Justin Bieber and the number of people who dislike a video. Still, I was getting bored with cataloguing the reactions of various idiots to spammers on the trailer, so I decided to check out other Avatar-related videos. Oh boy, did I hit the jackpot.

 From the video for the film's theme song (which I don't remember hearing even once in the film); a goldmine of Avatard stupidity:

 I like to think my Robert became an Avatar when he died. He was enthralled with this movie and ten times moreover with the song "I See You". His own body wore out on him. Maybe he loved this so much because he wanted to be free of his own body so badly.

 I'm of the belief my Robert died n became an Avatar. His own body wore out on hime. He LOVED and was enthralled with this movie and the song even more so. I see why now.

 These two comments are from some idiot named kpiccindooley.  I'm all for heart-felt recollections of dead loved ones, but why remember him just through a movie? And even further, why say it twice in a row? I'm starting to wonder if Robert really died of a debilitating disease, or if he cheated on kpiccindooley and she had her brother Jimmy, who shares her speech/typing impediment, rub Robert out with Jimmy's mob connections.

 Oh well, at least friend kpiccindooley has (or had) someone else in her(?) life.

i want a girlfriend that likes this film as much as me and would love to live like this. that is all. -wattsybaby123

 And you'll never get one.

 It's comments like these that are why this blog exists.

this song Dont Works when i sing.Wait am Still Blind!!!!!!! -Damiaskill

 What the Fuck?

 And in a refreshingly hilarious twist, when I did a search for "avatar james cameron" while on Youtube, this was the recommended "featured" video:

Hmmm, Avatar has no connections to the Smurfs, you say? Youtube would haveth words with thee.



There is no God:

Cambodians have apparently started cosplaying as Na'Vi to protest the rainforest being destroyed. Jesus Christ. I mean, I know some of these people really have made their homes there or have jobs related to the rainforest, but for every one of those there are five well-off dumbasses protesting just because it's hip. Man, protesting the treatment of the rainforest is so old you'd think they'd consider it too "mainstream" by now.

Somewhere, some avatard is jerking it to this.

 Still, at least most of these people actually have a purpose and are doing their protest peacefully. Sadly, it's only a matter of time until some dumb white fucks decide to copy this here in America and tries to really imitate the film by chucking homemade spears and rocks, probably at some Mom & Pop store that has no connections to the Government. The good thing though is that here in America, they can get arrested for that.

 Wait a minute? Arrested? Okay, now I do hope some avatards here in America copy this. I would die a happy man if, when something like that happened, some avatard tried to fight off a cop with a homemade spear constructed out of cardboard and then got tasered or beaten with a nightstick, and it was all caught on camera. Bonus points if he screamed "Eyw protect me!" or some shit.

 Man, I love Cambodians now.