Thursday, June 28, 2012

Avatar fan cries because people don't appreciate clichés

 One of the most fascinating characteristics of Avatards is their victim complex. My friend "100Aliases", provider of many of my screenshots and comic book blogger extraordinaire (and an old pro when it comes to trolling avatards) described this phenomeon succintly in an E-mail conversation we had:
 He's right.

 Just for fun, I thought I'd star cataloguing instances of Avatards whining about the film and it's fans being "marginalized". Keep in mind, this has already been going on for a long time.

 Lo, and behold, I just hopped onto IMDb and this was one of the new topics:

The butthurt is strong with this one.

 I'll say one thing positive about these people, they rarely disappoint.

Seriously, don't these morons get it that no one gives a damn about what the film's message is? No one is "threatened" or confused" by the message, because it's the same old treehugger crap every person who has ever attended school in the past 50 years has had rammed down their throats. Tyler Perry's Madea movies supposedly deal with racism and family values, so does that make them masterpieces?

 I want to take a piano wire to these people.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

More shuckin' n' jivin' from IMDb:

 IMDb is the gift that just keeps on giving.

 First, we learn that Avatar is 2 deep 4u:


 So it's a cultural thing, now eh? Well, I have some ancient oriental widom of my own for you:


 Confucius say you're a race-baiting retard.


Ah, honesty.

 Up next, sexual deviancy rears it's ugly fursuited head:

 Even Robert Crumb would be horrified.

 Oh, and our old friend Johnlindsey289 just had to pipe in:

It really does start early in childhood...


 For the record, here's the "Cleo" in question:
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 What the fuck is wrong with these people?

 In comparison, Jason Baldwin of the infamous West Memphis Three, who has spent the last 18 years in prison, recently got an outstanding report card:


 Keep this in mind; Baldwin claims he and his friends were railroaded for being seen as freaks in their community, and legally, he is still considered guilty.

 So yes, a guy who is legally guilty of child murder who has spent his entire adult life in jail for being "weird" is still an infinitely more normal, likeable and productive citizen than your average Avatar fan.